More Nutritious Moo-Juice

When I was in elementary school, I used to look forward to Fridays—not only was it the end of the school week and the day that I got to watch Boy Meets World, but it was also marked a special occasion in the lunchroom. Every Friday, I ate the same thing: cheese pizza (the weird [...]

I’m a Big Kid Now

At long last, at the ripe age of 23, I’m a big kid now. Why, you ask? Because now I have a big kid food processor. When I moved into my first apartment in college a few years ago, I invested in a small “mini-prep” food processor (the purchase of which was informed by the [...]

High Intensity Melon-Lifting

Last week I announced that after years of wimpy routines, I was starting a weight training regimen. Well, truth be told, I already skipped a workout. I had good justification though—I knew I was going to be doing some high intensity melon lifting. Before you start imagining me doing curls and squats in the produce [...]